***JAMES THE CASSANOVA*** Episode 11 We dey inside car dey jolificate,dey roll dey go,me don forget say there is always a reward for everything we do o. Knowing fully well that Cassandra is in Enugu is another reason why I wont even alert her that am coming.If cassandra should know,another yawa go gas o. Monkey dey chop banana,monkey dey happy,monkey no know say something wey dey too sweet,na im dey kill person,well,all I did was simply because I wan get the best wife o,so dont judge me yet o. We reach Enugu successfully,Omolara was so happy she will be meeting her inlaws. To make things worst,I told Omolara that we should visit My friend first. Guess who? . . . . We got to augustines place,we met him under his car,repairing it,so I parked my jeep and press the turtle to make some BOOOM sound just to call his attention.he quickly came out from under to see who that was Augustine my dear friend,how nah I mockingly greeted him,but Augustine,after sighting me,turned back and was about to face his work when he heard someone from inside the car Good day sir Omolara greeted Without wasting time,Augustine smiled and greeted with passion.that is one thing I dont like him for,he too like woman joor. That was when Augustine get time to greet me come dey ask me stupid question if na me get the car,if the lady in the car is mine..........I just laughed in capital letter and boastfully told him. For im mind now,he go dey believe say I don hammer o,Augustine simply turned his back and faced his work,he refused to continue conversation with me,I dont know wetin do that guy o,well,I just enter my car and left. I reached my village and as usual now,normal putting of money inside bowl,but I dint disappoint this time,I placed a larger sum of money,I simply did that just because of Omolara who was there watching o,if not,hmmm,as usual,I for do worst this time,put 50naira.........haha,why you wan know how much I put sef,oya guess...........well I put a larger sum of money,I put 1000naira,though I have broken it into 20 20naira o,sebi I try. I noticed the way people who saw Omolara began to look at her,тнey werent happy,those bad belle people wey no want better things for humans. Me no kuku care,I just carry hand put for her side and we waka side by side go inside. I was actually thinking she go dey try dodge some things from touching her as she is coming inside a poor mans house,but she din not and that makes me like her the more. I could remember that Omolara had persuaded me to go and make the change of ownership of the car that was given to me by his father,but I procrastinated.I would do that as soon as we go back to lagos,and I will forever be grateful as her father has assured me that he will get me a mansion if we get wedded.You see say my life don better. As we enter the sitting room,we saw my mama as she dey pick beans,she quickly got up and dance for 5minute before she embrace me.She ignored my babe Aba Chinonso,Aba now,why you come abandon us,why you come abandon your wife,for the past 3 weeks wey we don dey tell you say make you come ehn My mama wan dey talk trash,I immediately talk my own before she will spoil show for me Mama,why you dey talk like this ehn,wey papa sef,I brought something for you ehn I said this smiling as Omolara who had sat down on our tored Couch with her fitted mini native skirt just watched on smiling. Your Papa go farm,he will soon be back,but we get good news for you too,you go dey happy ehn,infact,immediately you hear,you go go ready for.... Mama was still talking as papa come inside Haha,you this pikin,you wan kill us abi,why you just dey come ehn Papa just dey talk dey vex ehn,im no even look my babe at all,but that girl get respect,she just knelt down to greet him. Another reason why I like yoruba,dem too get respect. Even if na Atm dem dispense money from,dem still go kneel down to say Thank you. My papa look Omolara come greet am an you know now,former introduction. I said smilling Papa,meet your daughter inlaw o I lifted Omolara who is still on the ground when my mama threw up o Tufiakwa tapping her fingers and throwing it over her head. Omolara was so shocked while she just look on in dismay. Papa too just shaked his head as he looked down. I was so angry that I wanted to carry my babe dey go,it is not by force to receive their blessing now abi na by force? As I was about to draw my babe dey go,my papa con talk My son,remembeome say you wife don get belle,you no gree come,I still send am for text,you no gree come as my papa dey talk all this,I wan draw Omolara dey go but she refused,she just stand dey listen as tears don dey wallop her face The last time you come village,the thing wey you do with Nkechi don turn belle o Mama concluded I no fit laugh nor cry,I just stand there dey Imagine how one round go turn belle,and why I no use condom,abi dat girl jazz me?,which kind yawa be dis ehn. Omolara just look my papa Mama face as she con turn look my face,I wan pet am before but that stupid village girl just commot with her belle wey don dey commot. Omolara look am come throw up. I don mistakenly drop my car key for on top centre table,she no waste time as she pick the car key and jumped outside with tears over her face,she moved to the car and I pursued her,before I could stop her,she zoomed off. I don die,I just dey jump up and down as I dey regret say I come village. Me still dey vex as Mama just come meet me to Talk another thing wey piss me off completely My son,make you do quick make we do the traditional wedding Haaaaa!!!!,I almost slap my mama o,person carry car go,and I know say I no fit collect am back again since I never do claim of ownership,which means I no fit get am again,me wey don boast for my friends say I don turn big man,where I wan come start as I don use my stupid and wayward life style ruin my life,naso dis woman come dey tell me make I come do one stupid marriage. I never know say that is just the beginning of my problem o,more still to come. WATCH OUT FOR FINAL EPISODE
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 07:52:59 +0000
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