JOKE --------------(Halloween Jokes)--------------------1) WHAT DID THE GHOST TEACHER SAY TO HER CLASS?--------Watch the board and Ill go through it again. 2) WHY DIDNT THE SKELETON CROSS THE ROAD?----He didnt have the guts. 3) WHAT DO YOU GET CROSSING A VAMPIRE WITH A SNOWMAN?-----Frostbite. 4) WHY DO MUMMIES MAKE GOOD SPIES?---They are good at keeping things under wraps. 5) WHY COULDNT DRACULAS WIFE SLEEP?-----Because of his coffin. 6) WHY DID THE WITCHES TEAM LOSE THE BASEBALL GAME?----Because their bats flew away. 7) WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU DIVIDE THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF A PUMPKIN BY ITS DIAMETER?---Pumpkin Pi. 8) WHAT DO SKELETONS SAY BEFORE EATING?---Bone appetite. 9) WHY DID THE VAMPIRE GET FIRED FROM THE BLOOD BANK?----He was caught drinking on the job. 10) WHY DO GHOSTS HAVE TROUBLE GETTING A DATE?---Women can see right through them. 11) WHAT DO YOU DO IF THERE ARE 50 ZOMBIES SURROUNDING YOUR HOUSE?----Hope that its Halloween. 12) HOW COME WITCHES NEVER FLY THEIR BROOMS WHEN THEYRE ANGRY?--- Theyre afraid of flying off the handle.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 12:44:18 +0000
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