#JOKES 1>>> The following conversation took place between Akpos and his mum on a Sunday afternoon: MUM: Akpos what were you taught at Sunday school today? AKPOS: How the Israelis crossed the red sea. MUM: So how did they cross sea? AKPOS: Moses called Julius Berger to construct a bridge and they crossed red sea. MUM: AH!!! Akpos, is that what your Sunday school teacher told you?! AKPOS: NO, if I tell you what he said you wouldnt belief it. 2>>> A bank manager held a meeting with his staffs because some news has been delivered from the HEADQUARTERS. The conversation goes thus; MANAGER: A bad news and good news from the HQ. Which one will you listen to at first? STAFFS: (murmur) The bad news first. MANAGER: You all have been fired! STAFFS: (murmur) Then whats the good news? MANAGER: Ive been promoted. 3>>> TEACHER: Akpos, whats the opposite of transparent? AKPOS: Transchildren! 4>>> TEACHER: I killed a person, convert it to future tense. AKPOS: The future tense is, You will go to jail. 5>>> A dog died and the owner took it to pastor Akpos. He asked Akpos if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal. Pastor Akpos: No, we can’t hold a service for your dog in our church. But there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you. Man: But pastor, will that church accept a donation of $ 1million? Pastor Akpos shouted and asked, “why didn’t you tell me the dog was a Christian?”
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 18:23:44 +0000
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