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> > > Jewish Modesty > > A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. > > > Catholic: “I have a large fortune... I am going to buy Citibank!” > > > Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!” > > > Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich Prince... I intend to purchase Microsoft!” > > > They then all wait for the Jew to speak... > > The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: > > > > I’M NOT SELLING
Posted on: Fri, 17 Jan 2014 19:37:37 +0000

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