#LIVETWEET from my uncles market: He has a little wooden cutout of Palestine up in his store, and this is how he just halfhearthedly hustled this racist queen: Customer: Oh wow youre Israeli? Im surprised, usually liquor stores are all owned by arabs around here! [My uncle is Palestinian] Uncle: *looks away awkwardly*...haha...[rings up items] Customer: Thats a little wooden cutout of Israel right? I saw them all over when I went last summer with my partner. His whole family lives there in a really cute suburb named Pisgat Zeev! So close to everything! Have you been? [suburb = settlement, my uncle couldnt get in if he tried] Uncle: No, I havent... Customer: Oh are you an anti-zionist Jew? Im not Jewish, but my partner is definitely anti-zionist, and even though he has some problems with his family living there, even he loved it! You should check it out, its very safe, you know! Everyone here thinks Israel is full of check points, but I only saw one outside the airport! Its so easy to explore! [way too much to unpack] Uncle: Thanks, your total is... Customer: Can I buy that little wooden cutout? Uncle: This? Sure...its handmade by my family...[complete lie] Customer: Oh fabulous! How about $100? Uncle: Deal, thank you for your business! -------------------------------------------------- I cant even. I love/hate SF.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Apr 2014 22:11:52 +0000
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