< MAKING PLANS > : The beginning of a new year is also the moment of making plans, plans based on genial ideas and hopeful dreams. So, dear members, I have decided to write a letter to the Belgian government (since there is still no World Government, we must undertake our actions state by state). A letter that will make history. In that letter, eloquent written and with mathematical accurateness and not to forget the fire of my (our) conviction, in that letter I will ask the government to accept and recognize VEGANISM as a RELIGION. Yes : a Religion ! When the members of the government will accept my request, our problems will be over. No more mocking, no more denigrated remarks, no more insults. Only a nearly holy respect will be our part, whatever we may preach, in a language they do not understand, the language of empathy and compassion. Not to forget the most important aspect : money. Yes, we will be subsidized, dear members. Paid for spreading the Word of Veganism. Only minor problems must be solved : inventing a prophet (no,no, I am no candidate), choosing the architecture of our temples (remember : subsidized by ALL the inhabitants of a country), and solving the delicate choice of ceremonial robes. Yes, our future looks bright; Praise the New Lord of Veganism. Meanwhile, the other animals will be dancing in the streets.
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 17:47:56 +0000
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