~Matchs~ A redneck farmer from back in the hills, walked twelve - TopicsExpress



          

~Matchs~ A redneck farmer from back in the hills, walked twelve miles one way, to the general store. Hey there, Wilbur said Sam, the store owner. Tell me, are you and Myrtle still making fires up there by rubbing stones and flint together? You betcha, Sam. Aint no tother way. Why? Got something to show you. Something to make fire. Its called a Match. Match? Never heard of it. Watch this. If you want a fire you just do this, Sam says, taking a match and striking it on his pants. Huh. Well, thats something, but that aint for me, Sam. Well, why not? I cant be walking twelve miles to borrow your pants every time I want a fire.
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 21:05:00 +0000

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