(Me and My Web Show Co-host friend, the supermodel) HER: So you - TopicsExpress



          

(Me and My Web Show Co-host friend, the supermodel) HER: So you want to hear something disgusting. Ryan Gosling winked at me and Eva Longoria is carrying his child. Men are SO disgusting. ME: Ill tell you whats disgusting hot men winking at you when youre a snack and Im a meal. HER: Well you know how guys like to snack. ME: Yeah they also like a hearty meal trust me. HER: Not all of them Chris Pine is too skinny. ME: I like skinny men. How do you know Chris Pine? HER: Huh? I did that video with him... ME: What video? I dont know nothing about that. HER: The Ivy Walls All I want Remember I said I was going to the studio. I told you all about this. ME: You know my hippocampus is not all it could be. HER: Remember I asked you what I should wear and you said edible panties. ME: Doll.... you are always asking me what you should wear HER: And you always say edible panties. ME: Really, I dont remember that. HER: Not surprising. You dont remember 2012. ME: Not true, of course I remember last year. My hippocampus is not that bad. HER: Wow, just wow. You should be on an anti-drug campaign poster ME: I should also be on a billboard on Sunset, yet they choose you. HER: So what should I wear on my date tonight? ME: Edible panties. HER: Arent all panties edible? ME: Yeah, but they are an acquired taste, like everything in the region. HER: (sighs) so a dress or pants. ME: What differences does it make? HER: its a first date, I want him to like what Im wearing. ME: Honey, if a man doesnt like what youre wearing, just take it off. Thats my philosophy. HER: Thats so brave considering you were a drag queen. ME: Look honey, hes a straight man, hes going to be too busy trying to get you out of what youre wearing to pay attention to it. HER: Duh... of course he is... so what should I wear. ME: watermelon flavored edible panties, its summer. Although, I havent worn panties since 1973. HER: And yet, somehow all my high school history classes and CNN managed to miss this. Maybe it has something to do with my sudden urge to rip off my ears and pour concrete in the holes.
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 21:26:33 +0000

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