*Me on a flight to the next Anarchy show in Philadelphia* EN - First Class. Ah, the movie was awesome. Cant wait for Future Da--AAAAAHHHH! JESUS RUSSELL HOWARD CHRIST!! EDP - What? You never seen a red and yellow Frankenstein before? EN - NO! Stewardess! Dammit, no kinky stuff up 40 feet in the sky! And what the hell did you do to Deadpool? EDP - Im not Deadpool! Im a secret covert military soldier and spy for Canada! EN - Because nothing says covert military operative like coloured spandex. EDP - IT IS NOT SPANDEX! I am Evil Deadpool! EN - As in... *Refer to the speech bubbles below* EN - So where is Deadpool? EDP - He went sky-diving. And I sound just like him too. Watch. *Sings* This is the song that never en-- *I shoot him but miss* EDP - Well, you suck. And since Wade will be busy in OCBF, can I take his place in A.W.A.C.? EN - *Opens a briefcase and gives him another martini* Heres 50 K. Let these people go. EDP - YAY! *Rolls around in money* EN - *Talking to the pilots and stewardess* Sorry about that. Stewardess - What about him? EN - Keep him busy until we get to Philly. Do whatever it takes. And for a future reference, yes. Even that. Stewardess - *Sighs* Copy that. *So, me and Evil Deadpool on commentary? Still shall be interesting.*
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 22:03:30 +0000
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