-Misko- Došao Ivica kuci i pita ga tata kako je bilo u školi. - TopicsExpress

-Misko- Došao Ivica kuci i pita ga tata kako je bilo u školi. Ivica kaže da je dobio jedan iz matematike, fizickog, srpskog i veronauke. Tata se ljuti i pita Ivicu zašto, te on pocne objašnjavati. Ivica: - "Fizicko. Prvo je profesor tražio da stojimo na jednoj nozi, pa da onda dignemo drugu." Tata: - "Pa na cemu ceš kur"u onda stajati!?" Ivica: - "To sam i ja rekao." Ivica: - "Srpski. Profesor je htelo da svako kaže jednu recenicu. Prvo se javio Marko i rekao da Jelena voli Mateu, a onda se javio Filip i rekao da Jelena voli Pericu." Tata: - "Pa ta Jelena je kurva!" Ivica: - "To sam i ja rekao." Ivica: - "Matiš. Profesor me je pitao kolko je 2+3 i ja sam rekao 5, a onda je pitao kolko je 3+2." Tata: - "Pa to je isti ku"ac!" Ivica: - "Isto to sam i ja rekao." Ivica: - "Veronauka. Profesor je govorio da Isus živi svugde i ja sam ga pitao da li živi u podrumu našeg suseda, a on je odgovorio Da." Tata: - "Je ku"ac, pa naš sused nema podrum!" Ivica: - "To sam i ja rekao." * VicEVi *

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