#MyMusings aka #MonkeyBath #ObamaSecurity As the time for #BarrackObama to arrive in #India comes closer, the entire #Media and their Uncles have gone into a frenzy. Its almost as if #AmitabhBachchan is coming over to visit the sets of a #KamaalRashidKhan #KRK movie!!! Well ok, so perhaps it might be a big deal that we are being graced by the presence of #Obama but I personally feel we are going overboard with our enthusiasm. Take for one his security arrangements. Doesnt anyone think that we are actually bending over backwards to accommodate him? Not only is he getting his own security team (which might be the norm) but he is also getting in his Dogs?? Kutta kahika :P Apparently we Indians have no clue on how to make security arrangements and hence they have sent in their #DogOfficers. No, its not like their Cops are Dogs. Its their Dogs who are Cops. Right!!! So US Dogs are better than our Indian Cops?? They should thank their lucky stars that #Dharmendra isnt around or these dogs would have been in serious trouble........ Kutte Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga :P And not only that, Obama has a special car too. Wonder what happened to our faithful white Ambassador :P. This one is called #TheBeast ..... wow so even Obamas car has a name. Mine is called a Toyota like a thousand others. And check that out ... The Beast !!! What a name!!! The last time we Indians named a car, we ended up calling it #RamPiyari *sigh*. We cant even name our cars properly :P I spent one hour watching a special preview on the amount of security this Beast has .... its like a fortress in itself. Nothing will harm it !!! (well Ram Piyari flew so :P :P ) But the biggest worry is, what happens if it gets stolen in #Delhi?? Knowing our very able chaps, it wouldnt be surprising if the car gets picked up from the parking lot and is sold off in the #ChorBazaar. Maybe in a few years when things go quite, some son of some landlord in #Haryana or #Punjab would be driving The Beast around the roads with a beer bottle in his hand with #BabaSehgal screaming Aaja Meri Gaadi Mein Baithja at full volume :P :P And dont even ask me what the Dude would do with the US flag .... Underwear?? Anyone?? :P And then ofcourse, there is the elaborate security arrangement. 1500 guards, 100 black cat commandos, etc, etc, etc !!! The News Channels have pulled no punches and have given the details of all the extensive arrangements being done. Come to think of it, why do the #Terrorists even have to do a recce of any sort? All they have to do is watch Times Now, take in the expert opinions of #ArnabGoswami, check for the animated maps with arrows and everything on #NDTV and BOOM!!! Their Attack Plan is Ready :P The funniest part of this whole charade however was #US warning #Pakistan to ensure that there are no attacks on the #President when he is in India ... *snicker* I can totally empathize with that, whenever my wifes parents are coming to home, I always get a strict warning. Aaj tuney koi nautanki ki na to dekh le :P :P But you know, I actually wonder, why exactly did Obama need such an elaborate security when coming to India? They could have simply sent #SubuSwamy, #KiranBedi and #RamdevBaba to accompany him throughout his visit. Subu Swamy can provide him with a screen of Bullshit which will prevent the enemy from seeing him. And if a push does come to a shove, Kiran Bedi can help him RUN, in a Salwar Kameez draped on him quickly by RamDev Baba :P :v :v And ofcourse for his car, we can tie a #NimbuMirchi to it, that should do the trick :P Disclaimer: If someone does steal the Beast, I will stress that I am not to be held responsible for giving them such ideas. :P Note to the Thief: Give me a ride later on please ;) ;)
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 09:58:17 +0000