#MyMusings aka #MonkeyBath The last few days have been very busy .... No, No, not for me .... for #AmitShah. He has taken a cue from the #ViratHindus and has gotten busy with #Conversions. Ofcourse, this has nothing to do with the #GharWapsi type conversions, these go way beyond Religion. In these type of Conversions one can quickly shed away all their past ideologies, thought processes and sins (yes that too) and become devout #Bhakts. In the last few days the #BJP has managed a lot of Comversions of non-believers but the biggest ones to note are those of #ShaziaIlmi who was ex-#AAP and of #KiranBedi who was ex-IAC. The Conversion process in itself is quite simple. All one has to do is to open up their mind and: - Delete all their previous tweets against BJP - Say a couple of bad things against #ArvindKejriwal - Sing atleast two praises about #Modi And Viola!!!! Someone sprinkles some Gangajal on them and they are whisked away into BJP. And it doesnt matter who they are either. I mean, wasnt Shazia the very person who was tainted by the BJP themselves for taking bribes during the last #Delhi elections? Wasnt Kiran Bedi the very person who held our #PM responsible for the #Godhra riots? But all that is forgotten and forgiven.... presumably from both sides. Raat Gayi, Baat Gayi. Perhaps thats the reason why Shazia doesnt have to visit #YogiAdityanath and have her name changed ;) ;) Now, for Shazia, there doesnt seem to be any special positions, other than on the dias with her permanent goofy smile. Ofcourse one does know what happens post elections. Shazia can always be gifted a Ministry ......... right #SmritiIrani??? :P However, things are different for Ms. Bedi. Infact, Kiran Bedi is even going to be the CM candidate for BJP in Delhi if sources are to believed. Ofcourse, for getting that position, she had to block #AK on #Twitter. :v :v And to think it was not that long ago, that Ms. Bedi was waving a flag, dancing on the #RamLila stage shouting slogans against the Corrupt BJP (her words not mine). :P :p The propaganda of Delhi elections has been quickly changed from #HarHarModi to #TuHainMeriKiran and they have even considered getting #SRK to campaign for her to strike #Darr in the hearts of the #AAPians. Now, I am not sure if either of these women are going to be readied to have 4 Children and will stop using mobile phones and I seriously hope they dont stop Shazia from wearing #Jeans *drool*, but only time will tell us that. :P That said, everyone else is pretty scared these days. The fear of getting converted is so much that #SoniaGandhi has asked #RaGa to keep hiding under the table worried that he might be converted to join BJP if he so much as ventures outside 10 Janpath :P Though, who would want to convert RaGa. He is funny without having to get into such things ;) ;) Actually, I wonder why BJP has not tried converting Arvind Kejriwal?? Wouldnt that have been the end to all their worries in Delhi? :P Disclaimer: Last night I took a bottle of #Scotch and convinced it that it was water.Thus converted, no one can blame the scotch for getting me drunk. Yippieeee !!!!
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 08:00:35 +0000
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