(Opening scene: that guy that hangs out with the Donut Girl is vacuuming (yes, it’s a dream sequence) and is wearing headphones (it’s a retro sequence as well). As the vacuum stirs, we hear him attempting an awful Robert Plant imitation.) “As we wind on down the road, du, du, du, du, our shadows taller than our sou”…why, hello there Peeps. Where you been? I’ve been a bit worried since I haven’t heard from all of you in such a long time. Has everything been okay? Wait, what is that you say? YOU’ve been here all along while it’s me that has been gone? Okay, you got me, it was ME not you. And yes, I just used the “it’s me not you”, but in a good way. You remember those AWFUL people in Ypsilanti that keep me away from posting? Well, THEY sure haven’t gone anywhere. Surely, that’s a whole other post, but the Donut Girl likes to make sure I keep things UPBEAT so I will share later (when she isn’t looking). Well, for now, I am back by popular demand. I don’t know if it’s actually popular. Three people have mentioned my absence from the posting scene recently. One being Ruth Suwalkowski, you remember Ted, that’s his lady, the 2nd Donut Girl cousin Patsy Fritz Urbanovsky, and the other being my mother. So, I say it’s popular. Anywho, aside from those wonderful ladies, what else has brought me out of hiding? Well, the Donut Girls need your help Peeps. You see, we WANT your opinion. The Donut Girl is considering taking a limited time run at opening SUNDAY! That’s right, Peeps, SUNDAY…I can hear the applause from here. Yes, I know it’s exciting, but we are trying to work it out between our person lives and our donut lives. You see, we like to go to church on Sunday yet we would like to open Sunday between sometime soon and the end of the year. So, we need help deciding hours of operations? I told her that most people don’t get up at 6am on a Sunday and those that do are heading for church and don’t have time to stop. AFTER church however, EVERYONE is hungry and starting to move so I say open at 10:45am (after our church service) until 4:00pm. Of course, being a woman, she is unsure of my incredible decision making abilities and wants other peoples’ input. As ridiculous as that may sound, I told her I would send it out to our Peeps to see what they think. So, Peeps, what’s it gonna be 6am-2pm and eternal damnation for me and the Donut Girl or 1045am-4pm and everyone being fed and happy? It’s all up to YOU to decide…..dun-dun-dun. Yes, YOU. So, Peeps, we will give it a week to see how many responses we get. Let us know what you think. (Note: if you all decide 6am, then we need a note from EACH and EVERY ONE of you written to Pastor James Huff, First United Methodist Church, excusing our excessive absences for the next 3 ½ months ). Well, gotta go Peeps, GFS is calling my name! Exciting, isn’t it? My life is a regular James Bond thriller. Until we meet again, we hope everyone has a GREAT DAY, because there is a GREAT DAY out there, you just have to go get it (isn’t that right, Ruth)! God bless and be safe Peeps.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 22:44:46 +0000
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