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~Out in Public~ There was an old guy wandering around the supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crisssco! Finally a store clerk approached. Sir, the Crisco is in aisle five. Oh, replied the old gentleman, Im not looking for cooking Crisco, I am calling my wife. Your wife is named Crisco? Nah, he answered, I only call her that when were out in public. Oh? What do you call her when you are at home? Lard ass.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 23:15:00 +0000

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