**PRESS RELEASE** It is with great pleasure - and not without some relief - that the commencement of the birth of the poo baby twins on Guist Ward can be announced. Young Billy appeared at 2042 today (23/12/14), weighing in at a hefty 8lbs 4oz. The water birth was carried out perfectly to plan. Carrying a full head of crimped brown hair and with yellow eyes and brown skin, he floated serenely in the birthing pool upon arrival. His father, Baz Hipwell, 55 and single, was ecstatic and said the joy at seeing the first of his little bundles of joy arrive had made the pain of having to carry them for so long, so worthwhile. Being typical Hipwells, theyve messed around a bit, popping down, touching cloth, blowing raspberries, that kind of high jinks said Baz. He continued I know his twin brother is still to arrive and that theres more discomfort to come, but, when I see how beautiful Billy is, then its just making me so impatient to see Rubens. Sadly, the jaundice means that his eyes look a bit like sweetcorn at the moment, but Im sure that they will return to a more raisin-type look before long, with all the medication that theyve been on, in-colon. In a slight change to the birthing plan, Billy has been left in the pool with a nurse, whilst Baz has returned to bed to deal with the further contractions and to dream about the imminent arrival of the last member of the family. Updates to follow. **ENDS**
Posted on: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 21:04:20 +0000
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