( Pleeeze dont shoot the messenger..LOL) Obama and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them. One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the president. Obama stares at the agent, looks at his wife, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head no.... The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor and the fans will love it”! So, Obama shrugs and says, “Well, if it will help my poll numbers.” He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and throws her right over the railing into the field. She gets up kicking, screaming and swearing. The crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and high-fiveing. Obama is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says “You were right. I would have never believed that”! Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Obama asks what was wrong. The agent replies, “Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first PITCH! 🐸
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 13:53:25 +0000
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