“Quiet on the set; lights, camera, take one scene. . . A2Z . . . ACTION”. “Greeting again Lawrence Joseph Ellison. I am Zorena, here to answer your question you posted on face book which was. . . ‘What do you want me to do’? My answer to you is do ‘Nothing’ just come along for the ride in maximum overdrive. “Ok”. You reply. “I’m on board Zorena. Although at this early stage of discovering you aliens, I’m feeling a bit skeptical that you’re a real space alien. I mean like umm. . . gee whiz, I don’t want to set myself up to look foolish, believing you exist then later during this stimulating fast ride, find out this is a human hoax perpetrated on me, by Larry J. Cooper. So therefore, I may prefer to speak with your secretary typist Larry Cooper instead of you Zora. It does appear you Zora selected Cooper too type your script for me and my sidekick Watson, too read. So on with the show, peddle to the metal, onward and upward. My assumption is, at this early stage of the play, I and my sidekick star in your brilliantly orcastrated innovative screen play with a story line that will blow my socks off. I also assume you Zorena, being a real cosmic traveler, have tangible evidence to support what is written in your script and also can support whatever you say to be true. Am I right Zora!” “Your assumptions Mr. Ellison, are correct. Here are some examples of our support; We divert large Asteroids, Comments & Meteorites from hitting your planet such as the ones scheduled to arrive in 2028 and 2040”. “Ok fine, so at this point, I the all-powerful Lawrence Joseph Ellison (alias stage name Sherlock Holmes) and my sidekick (assistant inspector Doctor Watson) will assume the risk of not being fooled. Therefore I’m now stating officially we are both coming along for the ride of our lives, just for the fun of it. Do you agree with me Watson”? “Oh ya sure, why not, what better things do I have to do, then investigate all the possibilities and probabilities of Zorena and here casting crew being the real McCoy? If it’s not true then nothing lost but if I don’t come along for the ride, then it turns out a true story, at the end of the movie I won’t be in it. That’s no fun. Then I miss out being there first in line when whatever lands on our planet from outer space saying, ‘Take us to your leader’”. “Hold on Watson, not you, but I the super-hot Ellison, I mean Sherlock Holmes, will be first in line to welcoming whatever drops in for a visit from deep dark space”. “Ok sure Holmes and I, Doctor Watson, will be second, right behind you Sherlock, in line, shaking the hands of Zorena and her landing crew”. “Right U R Doctor, then the rest of the world will be behind us that eventful historic day. Gee Watson I’m getting excited at the thought that this is not just a documentary we are in filming of a future event but, in fact, you and I are really in line first, if aliens do arrive. Just as this mysterious script promises they will do. Am I right Zora”? Beep Beep “Twilight Princess Belinda beeping Zorena. Do you read Candy Girl”? Beep Beep “Zorena has left the building. I am Johnny in mission control, specialist in charge of . . . . Hold on a moment Princess I have a message going to Earth from our commander. Sent a long distance, telepathically to Larry Cooper’s finger tips. It says; ‘Everything is coming together as planned Mr. Lawrence Joseph Ellison. Our plan is to ‘not’ at this moment attempt to convince you Sherlock and you’re sidekick Watson, of our existence. To the contrary we will do that at the appropriate time. For now we invite you to come along for the ride just for the fun of it in our space ships. First be aware you are in fact, connected to our planet. We are located in your Milk Way, in the same orbit as your planet. We have and are continuing to send proof of our existence to Larry Cooper’s home in the form of two inanimate objects we continuously move daily for the past 5 years. They have been recorded by Larry Cooper and his wife using a stop action video. Over and out, commander Zora’. “So Johnny tell me. WHAT’S Up in our mission control space platform 96”? “Lots Princess, what’s up with you out there, flying around in deep space”? “Lots Johnny, I’m off to see if I can fly, using my new space back pack, too reach the end of the Universe, catch you later, over and out. . . Twilight”. “Ooe Watson can you believe this, an actual live report from space. Directly sent to me Larry Ellison and you my life long term sidekick”? “Come now Holmes let’s not get too excited, you must hold back your enthusiasm until we complete our initial investigation of this exciting case titled ‘WHAT’S UP”. “Come now Watson, let’s not be negative. The future starts today, not tomorrow. The level of our success is limited only by our imagination. I must say too you Doctor, I am not like most people, who act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when I know all that is needed to create happiness are ideas to be enthusiastic about”. “Right U R Sherlock, that is why space alien Zorena chose you, because you are unlike most people who think if something sounds too good to be true then it can’t be”. “Ya that’s true my dear Doctor and I also realize, every good and worthwhile thing rests on a razors edge of danger and must be fought for. So until otherwise I will fight for Zora and her landing crew until they are living safely inside my 3,000 square mile laboratory”. “Right U R Sherlock, although it sounds like, you are going to have to cough up a lot of cash to build such a giant lab”!!! “Well Watson lets continue reading the script to find out if that’s the case. Look Doctor, it says here all levels of government around the globe will build my secret lab for me. And they will be participating in the aliens Global Master Plan for changing every system and procedure on earth. It also say their master plan will illuminate all negative actions that cause our planet problems. It is designed to stop all loneliness, un-happiness, family breakdowns, poverty, hunger, violence, needs for prisons and much more”. “Wooee Holmes, this sounds like something completely different. I suppose this is expected to happen considering these comic travelers live 400 years in our future”. “Right U R Doctor, so you better keep my carrot on a stick our #1 top secret. We don’t want the Trump family and Sir Richard Branson’s family reading what aliens are posting on my Face Book. Then them all trying to talk first with Candy Girl Zorena and Johnny and Twilight Princess Belinda before we do. So maybe I should set up a private account for the aliens to contact only me”. “Good thinking Holmes, finding your carrot on a stick and eating it would give away your big exciting secret before the appropriate time.” “Cut that’s a wrap, print it 10202013. Ready for the next set people. As Director of this movie, I Zorena, am giving all our 4,000 crew members a five minuet break to rehears your next lines”.
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