"Rat, Snitch, Tattle tale hang your britches on a nail" After work yesterday I went to the Pig and bought supper for the Huckleberry crew, went home cooked some Teriyaki Pork Chops, Cream Corn, and steamed some Asian veggies…. Fixed me a glass of grapefruit juice mixed with a Russian delicacy and while the pork chops were on the grill, walked to the Neighbors porch….ahhhhh porch sitting, cool breeze, good conservation, birds singing squirrels gathering acorns, neighbors walking dogs and pushing strollers…… “What the heck is that noise?” looked up toward the subsidized apartments at the end of the street and there was a full fledged female beat down cat fight going on, right in the middle of the street…. 6 young school age black girls were fighting in the middle of the road….fighting like men….except with a lot less power…. Thought to myself “Oh hell no”!....NOT ON OUR TURF…. THIS IS A FAMILY NEIGHBORHOOD…Nope not gonna happen…… the neighbor and I walked up to intervene and it was like we were not even there…no problem…..911…I informed the little hoodlums that the police were on the way…keep on fighting….that seemed to get their attention and they broke up and then the little heifers started running their mouths at me…..all of them were sickly looking and all of them together with the exception of one weighed about as much as I did…. one of them was pretty beefy but she was one of the fighters so she musta been on a sugar low or something cause she was huffing and puffing and staggering saying something and looking at the ground… I thought she might be going into a diabetic coma…. Uhhhhh my bad, she was looking for a hoop ear ring that got yanked out of her ear… anyways they starting yelling at me and the neighbor….all at one time…Fingers pointing, hands and arms flailing, heads moving, bodies contorting….. “are they Twerking”? Every once in a while I thought I comprehended a word…. Nope my bad again…. How to you argue with someone when you can’t understand what the argument is? Bout..that time they flag down a passing car… he musta been some sort of friend, two of the main girls fighting ole’ coma girls and another one jumped in the car and it sped off…. Maybe she was going into a coma and he was rushing her to the hospital…. Bout that time the ole’ boys in blue rolled up…2 of them…. One of them looked to be 23… boyish features… overweight and had a attitude of “I am Policeman and all of you suck” …. Thinking to myself … “Man you just don’t know” Don’t get me wrong I totally appreciate and respect the job law enforcement does…. Some of them just need to do it with a lot more humility… anyways I finally see the girl gang go back into their apartment and after about 15 mins I walk back over to the Policemen and ask “Do y’all need anything else from me?...If not I got pork chops on the grill”…. “Word to the Mutha and all the evildoers operating in and around my neighborhood… I am what you call a snitch and I nor will my neighbors stand idly by and allow you to carry on your BS or Criminal behavior…
Posted on: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 13:17:23 +0000