#RemorsefulMode I have not been able to sleep for some mins now! Im greatly troubled by an injustice Ive been doing to a handsome old man Grandpa Buhari, who elected to abandon his rightful place of telling his Grandchildren folklores by the fireplace and during full moons so that they can gain much needed native wisdom. Instead, hes left that calling for a career if elections failing, 0/3 so far and from FEELERS ON THE STREETS, heading to 0/4! Ive not praised him of recent or at least give him some airtime on my wall! I will correct that this morning. Whomever has been deceiving Buhari, it shall not be well with you! Could you imagine he collapsed/fell/tripped in Calabar few days back? This seems to lend credence to the rumour making rounds that Grandpas health is in a VERY SERIOUS STATE! Wetin them wan do this nice Grandpa for their selfish gain, only God knows. Recall a certain RANDY Otta man (as stated by his some, Gbenga) once nearly broke this nation apart by installing a sick man that he knew was sick! Is he at it again? Do we want another My-Husband-Can-Rule-From-Anywhere-In-The-World saga? Thats assuming it were possible o! Thiefnubu! Theifnubu!!! Jagagban!!! How many times did I call you? This thing you dey plan, e no good o, and by the special Grace of God, e no go work. Im even taking you seriously sef as against what I know about you. I wont say #DealCuttingMode activated on account of your nocturnal visits to Aso Rock of recent, 3 so far as at 24th of December, 2014. Understandably, I know you like fresh fish from Okrika rivers and nice periwinkles from yenegoa, hence I agree you went for some there. What do I know sef. But Deacon will categorically tell you that you better be running as fast as your legs can carry you when a conglomeration of Ebora Owu and Lion of Boudellion comes seeking your vote, with MumuRail Governor Amaechi accompanying them as flute man/Shoe Shiner. My brother, RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN! Wait a min, dont run that quickly; ensure you collect small from Baba Iyabos $16Billion Dollar loot from the power sector, an amount spent within 8 years without adding a single megawatt to our national grid! Collect am, Na our money, then do voom. Unless you earn a media house or an Alfa, dont expect much from Asiwaju Personal Consortium (APC) CEO. No need to set yourself up for berra disappointment. Unless you got some wraps to sell, or better still to buy. Wraps of what, I dont know. Anyways, what Im really here this morning is to show you a certain malicious video making rounds about Grandpa. Why would people do this kind of thing to an old man? Why? But Grandpa aint helping matters at all! Ive said repeatedly that at this point, I wouldnt have a Nursery School Leaving Certificate from Buhari! The constitution is clear: FSLC is the basic requirement to run for the office of the president. WHY IS BUHARI BREAKING THE LAW? And then, not even breaking it with style sef, hes doing it with this what-are-you-gonna-do attitude. Im sure Oluwole is not too far from Boudellion drive. Or better still, with all the so called smart folks around him, why didnt he say the certificate was ate by one of his impotent 150 cows? That would have drawn quite some number of heyaaaaa, genuine ones! Secretary of the Military board? Which one? I ran a check on the Armed Forces act of 1995 and it drew blanks in regards of that particular official designation! So WHERE IS BUHARIS CREDENTIALS? If he doesnt have any, he should get out of the race! Dr. S. Danladi, the INEC retiree in charge of these documentations before now has been hiding this atrocity from Nigerians for three consecutive times. Thank God Buhari failed in those outings, else, I make bold to say the whole of Nigeria would have been led by a most dishonest man! Buhari, where is your certificate? Deacon committee is considering sending out a search party to look for this document o! Better act fast o! Meanwhile, his opponent has a Ph.D! Finally, to all those trying to peddle this nonsense of certificate-aint-necessary, I got these prayer points for yall: 1. May ALL your certificates go up in flames. Termites and rodents can equally do the job! 2. May a board secretary seize your certificates. 3. May your certificates become inconsequential. 4. If you refused to say amen, may The Lord heal you of your hypocrisy! Ehmmmmmm, when is ISIS releasing their endorsement of Buhari please? I hear MEND and Boko Haram have endorsed him! #BuhariWhereIsYourCerfticicate?
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 06:51:01 +0000
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