,,SAYS ,,FOR ALL DOG LOVERS ,,,,, Dear God: Its me, the - TopicsExpress

,,SAYS ,,FOR ALL DOG LOVERS ,,,,, Dear God: Its me, the Dog Dear God: Is it on purpose that Our Names are spelled the same, only in reverse? Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, But seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit On your couch? Or will it be the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after The jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, The colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE Named for a Dog? How often do you See a cougar riding around? We love a nice car Ride! Would it be so hard to rename The Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle? Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off In the forest and no human hears him, Is he still a bad Dog? Dear God: We Dogs can understand human Verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, Horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, Electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee Flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God: More meatballs, Less spaghetti, please. Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God: Here is a list of Just some of the things I must remember To be a good Dog: 1. I will not eat the cats food before he eats It or after he throws it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, Crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 4. The sofa is not a face towel. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dads Underwear when hes on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someones Crotch is an unacceptable way of saying hello. 8. I dont need to suddenly stand Straight up when Im under the coffee table. 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before Entering the house - not after. 10. I will not come in from outside, And immediately drag my butt across the carpet. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living Room, and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a squeaky toy, So when I play with him and he makes that noise, its usually not a good thing. P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven, May I have my testicles back?

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