... SOME QUESTIONS PEOPLE DEY ASK: 1) Babe how far? NA YOU BE THIS? Answer: NO o! NA MY MAMA WHEN SHE YOUNG. 2) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS? Answer: NO NA MY HIPS. 3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife... NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE. 4)Give me your phone number - 0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN? Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE. 5)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer: No! Na CHURCH.... 6)U c me putting toothpaste 4 toothbrush,nw you dey ask me if I wan brush?..... ..... No I wan comb. 7)He saw an accident scene....d car somersaulted... He said ..is dis an accident??Answe r:no,d driver just decided to park d car upside down. 8)I listened to 9 oclock news, it was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU? Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE. 9)Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast... Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS? Answer: NO,E DEY KILL THIEF. 10) I wan go market go buy things for soup, I dey come. Seeh na market you wan go?. No, Na School I dey go. 11) U see me carry water enter bathroom say i wan go baff, u con ask, u wan baff? ANSWER- No, i wan do baptism 12) U see me dey chop u con ask, u dey eat? ANSWER - NO, i dey fight. HAPPY NEW MONTH DUDES & DUDETS, OYA ADD YA OWN JOIN and SHARE to odas.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 11:48:39 +0000