#SOME_JOKES 1.Breaking news_it has been confirmed that julius malema called vodacom custormer care line to complain about his nokia not having Bbm #LOl 2.Two stupid guys went to rob the bank...one said to the teller give me all the money or u are geography......a puzzled teller asked dont u mean history?...and the guy said hey dont change the subject #LOl 3. Julius Malemas gf gave birth to twins and Malema was so angry and wanted to know who is the father of the other baby #Hahaha 4.Thabo went to the clinic at night wearing pyjamas so a nurse asked him..helo abuti o tshwere ke eng and Thabo replied saying ke tshwere ke boroko #LOl 5.One day a guy came early from work with his lunch box in his hands and when he got home he found his wife with another man in the bedroom, he stormed out of the house with the intention of commiting suicide at the rail way tracks.....he waited for 8 hours but no train came....and thats when he said let me eat my lunch before i get killed by hunger #Hahaha_Wtf 6.A man says to a lady u look so beautiful today......(smilling) the lady replied thanks but unfortunately i cant say the same about u.......The man replied you can but only if you could lie as well as i did #Hahaha 7. Thabo was dating a widow and this is a convo between them Thabo: can we atleast make love Widow: no, we cant my husband just passed on 6 month ago and u want us to make love.....im still mourning him Thabo: yeah i know,that is why im going to use a black condom......so can u please open your legs and accept my condolences? #LOl #HYFR
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 13:39:40 +0000
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