*STOLEN*This has made my morning!! 2 little boys stole a big sack of ripe juicy from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place so that they can the lot equally without fear of being caught. 1 of the boys suggested that they go to the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the big sack but they didnt bother to pick them since they had a lot of oranges in the big sack. A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice from the cemetery saying:- 1 for you, 1 for me, 1 for you, 1 for me,…….. He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby to get the priest and with heavy pants he said to him; “Father, please come with me. Come and witness God and satan sharing corpses at the cemetery!... They both ran back to the cemetery gate and still found the voices continuing talking: - 1 for me, 1 for you, 1 for me, 1 for you”... Suddenly, the voice stopped counting and said: What about the 2 at the gate?... Wah! Hujawahi ona mbio kama hio! The priest ran marathon speed and even went past the church gate shouting……: We are not dead yet oooooh!!!. .... Now you are laughing...!
Posted on: Fri, 06 Jun 2014 05:00:26 +0000
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