:So I was driving down one of the larger streets here in my city. Four lanes, 2 lanes on each side. I was in the right lane, the whole ****ing street was wide open, when a car full of doucebags with fauxhawks and chin straps in a shiny Lexus with rims pulls up behind me and starts tailgating me really ****ing bad. The left lane is wide open to pass and I was already going 5mph over the speed limit so I just tap my brakes, they back off, then roar back up. They do this like 3 times. then they speed up, pass me, then SLAM ON THEIR ****ING BRAKES and I have to swerve to avoid them. They speed off laughing and flipping me off. I am pretty much at bezerker mode at this moment and think I might just ****ing crash my car into them...then I notice a cup in my cup holder. Its my girlfriends half drunk White Chocolate Mocha from Starbucks from a week ago. **** stank to high heaven with the lid off I speed up and try to keep tabs on the guys. Eventually they get into a left hand turn lane with a red light. Forward lane has a green light. So I changed lanes, slowed down a bit and ****ing alley-oopd the stanky drink right into their ****ing car and watched it go everywhere!! Traffic behind me was starting to get heavy so they couldnt get out in time to catch up with me. Luckily my car doesnt have plates yet, so they didnt have any way to identify my car other than to say its a red Honda Civic lol
Posted on: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 16:56:04 +0000
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