😜😣😄Some global opinions on marriages.. 😄When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Lee Majors 😣After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. - Al Gore 😣By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. - Socrates 😄Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Mike Tyson 😣The great question which I have not been able to answer is, What does a woman want? - George Clooney 😜I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Bill Clinton 😣Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - George W. Bush 😜I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Rudy Giuliani 😄Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. - Michael Jordan 😄Ive had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnt. The third gave me more children! - Donald Trump 😣Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever youre wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever youre right, shut up. - Shaquille ONeal 😜The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once.. - Kobe Bryant 😣You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to. - David Hasselhoff 😄My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Alec Baldwin 😄A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong. - Barack Obama 😜Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Tommy Lee
Posted on: Thu, 29 May 2014 05:49:04 +0000
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