#TBB...Maturity needed here..dont just assume faah,wen a lady keeps quiet ..alot is happening ..READ THIS... Dear Wife: Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you forever. Ive been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These past two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didnt even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps. You dont tell me you love me anymore; Either youre cheating on me or you dont love me anymore; whatever the case, Im gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Dont try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! > * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. Its true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what youve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesnt work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to my mind was You look just like a girl! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you cant say something nice, I didnt comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago! About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that MY SISTER had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said > that the letter you wrote ensures you wont get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 17:15:46 +0000
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