#THIS_CHRISMASS_SEASON Nigerian police be like: Police: park! park!!, I say pack dis car now (Man packs and whines down) Police: good day sir Man: good day. Police: can I see ur papers? Man: *gives him* Police: ur drivers licens Man: *give him* Police: ur particulars. Man: *give him* (Police man checks all were correct, nothing to pin him down with) Police: oky oga can I see ur certificate Man: *give him* Police: ur Id card Man: *give him* Police: ur voters card Man: *gives him* Police: ur waec result Man: *gives him* Police: ur jamb result Man: *gives him* Police: ur admission letter Man: *give him* Police: ur fire extinguisher Man: *show him* Police: *scratch head* eeeerm ur eeeerm Man: young man are u done? Police: oga chill Man: ur waisting my tym. Police: oga cool down na (Man tries to drive away) Police: oky oky oga wait no vex, abeg just find us sometin, even if na groundnut we go aprreciate LWKMDIE :v :v the police is ya friend.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 18:17:12 +0000