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Thank you for flying who Cares airlines this morning we are glad to have you aboard! On behalf of Captain Jennifer and co captain Kim, We liked to remind you of a few things 1. in the event of a sudden loss of altitude please remember that screaming and yelling is distracting to the flight crew and above all really messes your makeup and hair badly and sides if we gonna crash why not go looking ab fab! 2. Use of the overhead bins as a sleeping compartment is a no no anyone caught doing so will be asked to leave midflight a free table cloth will be provided to assist you in hitting the ground also I have been informed that screaming all the way down does act as a braking force, 3. in the event we run out of cocktails and mixes Capt Jenn has said she will stop at the nearest Costco for refueling please wait till she parks the 747 correctly before deplaning and shopping ! Thanks again for flying Who Cares airlines !
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 18:17:27 +0000

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