(This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain) Best joke in Britain A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here. The astonished Chinese man replied, It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese. Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, youre all the same, replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. Shocked, Spielberg replies, It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me. The Chinese replies, Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, youre all the same. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, I cannot accept money from you, Im doing community service this week. The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a Thank You card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a grocer comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, I cannot accept money from you , Im doing community service this week. The grocer was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a Thank You card and a bag of fresh vegetables waiting for him at his door. Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, I cannot accept money from you. Im doing community service this week. The politician was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. REMEMBER: POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON. If you dont forward this, nothing bad will happen. But someone will miss a good laugh
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 16:42:16 +0000
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