(To be read in the whispery, dramatic voice of an Olympic commentator): Werner is now about to attempt the In Bed By 9pm move. Now, this has historically been her weakest event, and in fact, she hasnt attempted the In Bed By 9pm move since roughly 1978. Even then, it was never her favorite. She preferred to stay awake until well past midnight, listening to her Grease soundtrack, singing into a hairbrush in front of her mirror, and admiring her Dorothy Hamill hairdo. But circumstances are particularly optimal for the In Bed By 9pm move tonight. She had a long day of travel yesterday, only got 4 1/2 hours of sleep last night, and then worked a 12-hour day today. And while she does look decidedly like something the cat dragged in, that can actually help foster the In Bed By 9pm move. So here she goes, and by the way...she will be doing a Forward Dive into her bed, with 2 1/2 somersaults in the tuck position. Aaaaaand...SHE HAS STUCK THE LANDING! BAM! She has done it! Her pajamas are remarkably unattractive - I think she has had that t-shirt since college - but SHE HAS NAILED THIS MOVE! You saw it here first folks! In Bed By 9pm! Lights out!
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 02:06:39 +0000
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