#WeTriumphStill BUHARI TRIES AN UNSUCCESSFUL OLUWOLISM ON 160 MILLION NIGERIAN: WIKIPEDEA PAGE ON SHEHU YARARDUA WAS EDITED 4:26PM TODAY He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying - Michel Eyquem De Montaigne Before I delve in, lets look at some foundation. Buhari cannot remember his phone number - GEJ At Owerri the other day, Buhari forgot the name of his RUNNING MATE and called him OSIBANDE instead of OSINBAJO Few days ago, he could not remember the full meaning of INEC and called it Independent NIGERIAN Electoral Commission instead of Independent NATIONAL Electoral Commission! Kindly note that this is a body he has been involved with in election matters for FOUR TIMES NOW on the national scene! So, do you have any doubt about Buharis forgetfulness? HE HAS ESTABLISHED IT HIMSELF! Now, lets move forward! By some stroke of divine luck of galactic magnitude, Buhari just remembered HIS EXAM NUMBER OF A CERTIFICATE HE HAS NOT EVEN A PHOTOCOPY! Lets get it well laid out folks: 1. He PURPORTEDLY took this exam 53 years ago. 2. He doesnt have EVEN A PHOTOCOPY OF THE RESULT! Question: How the hell did he SUDDENLY REMEMBER THIS EXAM NUMBER THAT IS SAME AGE WITH NIGERIA? Ans: GALACTIC DIVINE PROVIDENCE borne to Daura by four hefty clones of Angel Michel, a procession led by 8 high-ranking Aladuras from Bourdillion Drive! Hope you are not lost yet? Lets move on! All these hogwash would have sold, at least for some days, but for Buhari himself pouring sand-sand into his garri with his own mouth. This is where he killed this Oluwole plot; .... I graduated in 1961 with many prominent Nigerians, including General SHEHU YARADUA..... - Buhari The spanner in the works is SHEHU YARADUA! How? Lets look at the facts; 1. Shehu YarAdua Joined the Army in 1959! Meaning? Shehu YarAdua graduated ON OR BEFORE 1959! Buhari claims he graduated in 1961! Gehn gehn! 2. In the so called recommendation letter sent by his principal at Provincial Secondary School, Katsina, the principal wrote thus ....he WILL pass ...... Keyword: WILL Let me tell you a real life story of a friend, Amanda Chisom. She passed a Shell scholarship test from SS2, when she HAD NOT WRITTEN WAEC. You know what? Her principal wrote a letter to the Shell Scholarship people (I have to run away from the word board), stating that SHE WILL PASS HER WAEC! She had not written the exam o! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE LETTER FROM BUHARIS LETTER FROM HIS PRINCIPAL! So, from all indications, BUHARI HAD NOT TAKEN WASC AS AT 18th October, 1961. BUHARI LIED! Now, to the Wikipedia page: WHILE I WAS PREPARING THIS ARTICLE I WANTED TO REFERENCE WIKIPEDIA. I checked first Shehu YarAduas page on Wikipidea, his military years of service read 1959-1979. I captured the page with my iPad. Then something caught my eye: A CERTAIN Oloye 79 had Edited the Page 5 days ago. I started digging. Thats what prompted my itchy fingers to start taking screenshots! FEW MINUTES LATER, THE PAGE WAS EDITED AGAIN AND THE MILITARY YEARS OF SERVICE NOW READ 1961-1979 There, you have it! Of course my snappy fingers made this news possible! I was just screen munching all the way! SHEER STROKE OF BADLUCK FOR APC! You can also read this and more on my blog. Here is the link to this story: chinomnsoawazie.blogspot/2015/01/buhari-tries-unsuccessful-oluwolism-on.html
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 07:28:10 +0000
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