.......With an accelarated motion, the police pursued a notorous armed robber into our church, and that was exactly at the peak of the days service, it was when our pastor was sharing the word of God with us. With many armed police men now in front of our pastor, ready to catch the thief who had already ran under our pastors table for safety, our pastor ordered them out of the church premises, but to our greatest imagination, the police men released a TEAR GAS into the air, and with reluctant motion, our pastor shouted HEY BRETHREN, PLS PLS GIVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR A KISS OF LIFE IMMEDIATELY I quickly turned to my left, lo and behold, it was this pretty, succulent and tantalizing girl that keeps on staring at me whenever i enter the church, i immediately got hold of her and began to KISS THE HELL OUT OF HER, some moment later, the police left the premises and our pastor was able to regain his stand, but said something to me, HA BRO. TOJESUS, YOU ALMOST SWALLOWED SIS. VICTORIA, INFACT YOU HAVE SINNED MORE THAN OTHERS Now tell me, who would God blame on the judgement day??? A. The police B. Our pastor C. The lady beside me D. Me that obeyed instructions
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 22:51:50 +0000
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