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>be 14 >watching shrek 2 >waiting for the part when Prince Charming shows up >his majestic hair appears on screen >instant boner >hear a rumbling >suddenly this ugly green mass of an ogre comes bursting through the wall >he torts in some wicked voice YUH BETTAH CHECK YURSELF BEFOR YA SHRIK URSELF >comes charging at me >head a horse majestically neighbors its war cry from behind me >see a beautiful figure with groomed golden hair >can it be >it is >he raises his sword, and like the sound of 100 million angels he shouts triumphantly You better Charm yourself before you harm yourself! >in one graceful sweep the ogre is slain >we have tender love and whisper sweet nothings into each others ears
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 01:52:43 +0000

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