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* clears throat, smooths hair, takes breath * Hello sir or maam. I mean just sir. Dont worry, Im not here to sell you a vacuum cleaner or a set of encyclopedias. My name is Justin Jones and I would like to apply for your open boyfriend or husband position. I dont have much in the way of a résumé, but I come with a lifetime supply of handwritten love letters and gummy bears. Also I chew gum when I drink white wine, so my breath is exceedingly fresh and delicious. Why are you closing the door. Im not done with my sales pitch yet.
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 02:34:35 +0000

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