#iam_emgrin T0P 10 AKPORS J0KE Girl:I’m warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon.. AKPORS:But I’m not doing anything.. Girl:That’s why I’m warning you, Hurry up CASHIER:This is the 5th movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why?.. AKPORS:Yes, that idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it TEACHER:What’s your favorite flower?.. AKPORS:Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E Two Girls were sitting at a club.One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl. Akpors:Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Akpors:Wanna dance? Ugly Girl:Yes (excited) Akpors:OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend. Papa Akpors:My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do? Akpors Teacher :-Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell “LION” … Papa Akpors :Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like ” MOSQUITO”…… Teacher:Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this? Akpors:We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN Teacher:Make a Sentence withBig Akpors:The Ram Is Big Teacher:Make it longer Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo OPERATOR:911, wat’s your emergency? AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me.. OPERATOR: So?.. AKPOS: The ugly one is winning. Teacher:Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? .. Akpors:A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird. Ochuko:Akpos, where have you been? Akpors:Watching a football match? Ochuko:Who played?.. Akpors:Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire How Many Likes 4 Akpors?
Posted on: Thu, 22 Aug 2013 20:03:23 +0000
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