#iparajokes A Senior Secondary school science teacher Mrs. Kelechi asks her class, Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary stands up, blushing furiously. How dare you ask such a question? she says. Im going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired! Mrs. Kelechi is shocked by Marys reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. Yes, Sam? says Mrs. Kelechi. Maam, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye. Very good, Sam. Thank you. Mrs. Kelechi then turns to Mary and says, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, its clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 06:29:53 +0000
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