(meanwhile in Tony Starks office) Chef: DAMMIT, TONY!! WE NEED TA TALK!!! NOW!!! Tony: Really? What of? Chef: THAT CRAZY ASS DEADPOOL!!!! Tony: oh, god... what did he do NOW? Chef: HE SHOT MY HOUSE UP!!! Tony: ....why? Chef: Hell if I know!! Every Monday night for the past several weeks now; hes been shooting my damn house up!! Tony: I assure you, Chef; I will put a stop to that and hell be heavily scolded for it. Chef: DAMMIT!!! DONT YOU GET IT?!! EVERY TIME YA SLAP HIM ON THE WRIST; HE GETS WORSE AND WORSE PULLING SOME SORT OF CRAZY ASS (burp) AND NEVER GETTIN IN TROUBLE!!! Tony: We tried putting him in jail. In a matter of 10 minutes; he let all the convicts out and turned the guard dogs into pussy cats. Chef: Then lemme put it ta ya another way; either you do somethin about that crimson idiot; OR I DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM AND IF I DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT; ITLL BE ON YOUR HANDS, NOT MINE!!! And another thing; KEEP TRUNKS AND GOTEN OUTTA MY CAFETERIA!!! THEY RAIDED THE GODDAMNED FRIDGE AGAIN!!! Tony: Again? *sigh* alright; Ill see to it that they stay out of the kitchen. And Ill tell Deadpool to stop shooting your house. Chef: YOU HAD BETTER OR LIKE I SAID: ILL TAKE CARE OF THAT ASSCLOWN MYSELF.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 06:52:19 +0000
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