*receive call from u.s govt* your request to change your middle name to beerhaver has been vetoed by the mayor of texas me: damb me: can you hold on for one second please this is tom duncan govt: yes tom me:*quickly dial up the mayor of texas* me:hello mayor mayro:wow tom duncan thanks for the call me:what the matter w/ the name beerhaver mayor:nothing i actually fully suport that middle name me: *looks out window* *sees glowing floating davis stern w/ a motorola* *watchies him transform into a swarm of flies and go off into distance* me: *shakes fist* DAAAVVISSSS ~tom ducnan (spur pf)
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 19:11:06 +0000
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