-sugar- Bawal Ang GM an a 85 yrs old man was requested by his - TopicsExpress



          

-sugar- Bawal Ang GM an a 85 yrs old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. the doctor gave the man a jar,and said-----take this jar home, and bring back a semen sample for tomorrow. The next day the 85-year old man reappeared at the doctors office and give him a jar,which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked,what happened?and the man was explained. "well doc,its like this,first -i tried with my right hand but nothing,then i tried with my left hand, but still nothing.Then i asked my wife for help,She tried with her right hand,then with her left,still nothing,she tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in.and then with her teeth out,still nothing,WE even called up arleen ,lady the next door,and she tried too,first with both hand,then an armpit,and she even tried,and she even tried squeezin it between her knees,but still nothing." The doctor was shocked----you asked your neighbor? The old man replied-----"YEP" NONE OF US COULD GET THE JAR OPEN .
Posted on: Sat, 03 Aug 2013 01:35:53 +0000

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