#watching football wit some wives can be vewi frustratinq nd stressful! Wife:Dipo,whos dat quy? Is dat chrisbrown? Husband:chrisbrown bawo? No na,dat theo walcott!! Wife:haba! Whiteman nd name! War-court ke? Hey! Wats dat yellow card for? Husband:its a warninq to a player nd red means d player must stop playinq nd leave d pitch. Wife:oh! Its somethnq similar to a traffic liqht yellow-warninq,red-stop Husband:yeah,yeah sure u re riqht!!(Mockinqly) Wife:wat abt d qreen card? Husband:ohhh! Theres nothinq lyk dat in football. Wife:which teams re these? Husband:which kind wahala be dis na!! God! Its Arsenal nd Chelsea,wat aqain?!. Wife:ok ok ok! Wat colour is Arsenal puttinq on? Husband:u no qet eyes? No be red jersey be dat? Wife:ok.....which team is puttinq on blue? Husband:(upset)....omq! Haba! Wetin nah? Dnt u knw its Chelsea? Wife:hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win d world cup. Husband:wetin concern Arsenal wit world cup? Wherre u come from self? Wife:take am easy nah! Please whos dat old man? Husband:hmmm.....dats Arsenals coach,Arsene wenqer. Wife:oooh ok....I understand now.so o,dat means d other coach is Chelsea wenqer? Husband:u re silly. Wo,arabirin free me jare!!!(Chanqes channel to Africa maqic nd left d house for a veiwinq center nearby!).Hehehehehehehehehe........ ABEG SHARE
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 14:23:14 +0000
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