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(y) • You collect babe number, you use chick save the number name. Abeg Shey her mama na fowl ? (y) • You buy suya & ur woman chop all the meat finish, you con dey smile dey chop the onions. Abeg you be vegetarian?? (y) • You dey with your guy & you dey recieve different kinds of phone calls every 5 min, yet you dey claim say you no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, Abeg you be MTN customer care agent? (y) • You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Abeg, Were you expecting her to say wisdom & understanding? (y) • You dey carry your girlfriend go club before you marry am, after you marry her finish , you wan stop her from going to club. My broda, you think say miracle fit happen? (y) • Your girlfriend dumps u for a rich man, you say she be gold digger, but your sister do the same to another guy, u giv testimony for Church saying na grace of God. Bros park well. (y) • Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000k. Abeg ,Where she wan fix am?, on top that coconut head?? (y) • You have 8 tribal marks, & stretch marks scattered all over ur body yet you still want a tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra? • You are 6 feet tall, you still come wear 6 inches high heeled shoe. Abeg, shey u wan whisper to God? (y) • You dey snap pics inside different type of cars yet you expect ur man to believe u are not cheating.. Abeg, u be mechanic? (y) • You gather different girls picture for your fone & yet u expect ur girl to believe u are not cheating.. Abeg, u be photographer? (y) • He gave you an engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear u be lord of the rings? (y) • You dey pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet you never write JAMB. Abeg, you be scholarship board? (y) • You are 18yrs and your sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u still dey call him BABY. Abeg, he should be your ANCESTOR. (y) • Your babe is licking ice cream,you are drinking pure water...pls guy Are u diabetic? (y) • You dey read dis post and u no wan laff & comment, Abeg you be ballotelli??? Abi No be Sooo???. Add Yours if you want!!!! *** 100 likes for this ***

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