01/23/15 Grif.Net - From other Comedians [An odd assortment of humorous quips from across the spectrum] They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country, but if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million. ~David Letterman Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. ~Steven Wright One time I saw two geese fighting and I thought, this is a pillow fight ahead of time. ~Demetri Martin A Freudian Slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. ~Gary Blake I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’. ~Bob Newhart They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they’re not laughing now! ~Robin Williams I invented a new word today: Plagiarism. What do you think? ~Dr Bob
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 15:51:56 +0000
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