1 - Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a Mountain-of-Fire member. – Eni-Ti-Aye-Ti-le-ri 2 - Any man who drinks Alomo Bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder (cant verify this truth but if you drink lime without squeezing your face, then it calls for questioning) – George Washington 3 - Drinking garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up b4 drinking is poverty. – Bill Gates 4 - He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry – Winston Churchil 5 - Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to a Nigerian public university. – George Bush 6 - Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – Ben Carson 7 - Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any. – Abraham Lincoln 8 - Any Nigerian that has never taken Gala & Lacasera has never experienced hold up in Lagos – Obafemi Awolowo 9 - He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. – Aliko Dangote 10 - Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. – Mother Theresa 11 - He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret. – Albert Einstein
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 08:03:24 +0000
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