1 1 15 Folks, Random Observations of Obvious Misrepresentations Say it isnt So. Walking up to the podium, humming the dulcet, salutary tones of Say it Isnt So Barak put our minds and hearts at ease because racial division in America has abated since he appeared among us to heal our wounds and calm the oceans. He, BHO, says it is so. Barack the healer has the capacity to do all that and more...(like destroy race relations, the economy and our national security) but you cant make an omelet without breaking eggs...unless you are the great emancipator, Barry Soetoro. White people and white police suffer from endemic, deep rooted prejudice; it took Barack to remind us because we didnt know. In fairness black on black crime is understandable and black on white crime justifiable so who can blame Eric (theyve suffered enough) Holder, for punishing white victims? Stay the course is code to rioters to escalate when Barack tells them to settle down with a nod and a wink. Welcome to 2015; you aint seen nuthin yet. What Barack has put asunder let no man bring together...Obama says it is so. The economy is doing better you say? Economic signs are reported like liars poker...Inflation figures dont factor in food and energy; the unemployed are still out of work and the new jobs created dont quite keep pace with attrition or discount part time jobs and well see how seasonal employment affects expected reports. But the economy is getting better every day and the recession was technically over when Barack told us so. There definitely are some sectors that show promise but not one improvement came as the result of White House leadership...quite the opposite. You might say you cant keep a good man down correlates to things that get better, despite the presidents objections before he takes credit. But Americans are better off these days and the future never looked so good, Barack the economist says it is so. Mission Afghanistan completed. Were pulling out, heads held high, our men going through a revolving door not withstanding. A pull out is a pull out and a trickle back doesnt count. Barack says it is so. There was even a ceremony celebrating the end of the Afghanistan war yesterday or the day before or there about...no media guru has much to say about it. These ceremonies are typically highlighted by the loser surrendering his sword to the victor, ala Hirohito, WW2. This presented a momentary dilemma for the Obama image but Barack, ever creative and self fulfilling, solved the problem logically. In lieu of a sword, at the ceremony Barack would surrender his pen to himself, thereby eliminating any confusion or doubt as to how he brought peace to the Middle East, eased racial tensions and closed our borders tighter than a gnats girdle in a nudist colony. Muslim detainees plans for a prison break from Gitmo were voided by a strategic ball point pen flourish as well, that flung the gates open wide, as news from Afghanistan slows to a trickle but terrorists are needed in Iraq and Syria so Barack is doing his part. Afghanis are living large and their future never looked so good. Barack Hussein told us so. Barack doesnt own a sword but you can bet your bottom or a dollar that Barack will not surrender his pen. The pen is mightier than the sword...We should send a carload of pens to the Kurds. Barack Hussein Obama, Commander in Chief par excellence, says it is so. There are more border agents guarding against illegal entry than there were before Barack took office. To ensure strict adherence to the law of the land and the protection of our sovereignty, simply order all border patrol agents to ignore the law and sue them if they dont treat their quarry with respect and look the other way.The more agents you have ignoring the laws the better the statistics get. Barack told us it is so. Defacto amnesty for 5 million illegals will expand to 20 million and the cost of guaranteeing their rights will cost us around $50 million and add a thousand government jobs but the benefits to our economy far outweigh any inconvenience. Anyway he had to do it because Congress just dont give a darn. The great leger de main specialist didnt even have to use his vaunted pen...he just had to make us believe he did. Barack says it is so. A pipeline from Canada will provide over 40,000 new jobs but Barack says temporary jobs are bad for morale and are not a meaningful benefit to the economy. The product just goes through the country like Ex Lax through a dysentery patient. These temporary jobs are different than construction jobs which are always temporary and the petrol added to OPEC inventories doesnt affect prices like Arabian black gold so get over it...I will veto, says the pen-enabled Commander in Sheik. So says Barack who says it is so if he says so and he do say it is so. We will always have Israels back; Barack the Innocent likes to hear himself say. I think Servilius Casca said that of Caesar as he stepped aside to give turns to Caesars other friends and Romans, daggers at the ready. Barack lets the U.N. have at our greatest ally with impunity and sides with Palestinians because he is oh so fair. Sanctions, sanctions everywhere and no one really does care...so let us sanction our ally Israel just to prove we are fair...If we dont punish Israel and Russia, soon everyone will ban Muslims and learn to fight terrorism and that just wont do. Not for the Islamic Chieftain sitting in our Oval Office (when hes not in Hawaii), defender of the perennially offended Islamic State and Muslim terrorists at large. B. Hussein says it isnt so but we know tis so. Happy New Year all. We toasted the usual toasts at midnight but the one that resonated best was Heres to 2016, my son offered as he raised a fluted glass. Two more years...Say it isnt so. God bless Americas rebirth. Guido Guido Volante, Author Treason Among Us: Secrets of the S.E.C. facebook/treason.amongus https://twitter/GuidoVolante treasonamongus.wordpress/
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 17:22:54 +0000
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