1. A HAUSA man who removes his shoes †o enter a taxi..... 2. An IGBO man who goes †o bank with a spanner †o open a bank account. 3. A YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just †o know how long he has slept.... 4. A TIV man who watches news TV n waves @ d news reader. 5. An EFIK nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply because she 4got †o give him sleeping pills.... 6. An IGALA man who lower his TV volume because he wants †o read a text message.. 7. An EDO man who spray himself with mortein †o keep mosquitos away...... 8. An IKWERE man who polishes his shoes †o take passport size photo. 9. An ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree †o check if d mango was ripe enuff then came down n started stoning........ 10. A FULANI man who choose †o drink Fanta because he thinks sprite is unripe........ 11 A GWARI man who saw somthing like̩ shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! tnk God I no match am..... 12. AN IDOMA man who puts his radio inside d refrigerator bacause he wants †o listen †o Cool FM. Jst passin by to say Good nty
Posted on: Tue, 23 Jul 2013 21:51:51 +0000