1. A bus full of housewives going on a picnic , fell into a river ,all died Each husband cried for a week ,one husband did not stop crying even after more than two weeks !!! When asked that did he miss his wife so much ? he replied miserably : No My wife missed the bus! 2.In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting! He told the men to stand in two queues... Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives! Only 1 man stood in the second Queue... God said So you control ur wife? Man: Are you crazy??My wife asked me to stand here 3.A Junior officer dialled his bosss extension by mistake & said: Hey, send a cup of coffee to my cabin in 2 minutes Boss Shouted: Do u know whom u r talking to? Jr : No! Boss: Im the BOSS!! Jr (in same tone): do u know whom u r talking to? Boss: No! Jr : THANK GOD (& disconnected) 4.If Flipkart starts matrimonial services 👬, they will become the No.1 site in the world 🌎 because they have a 30 day return 💫policy no questions asked 5.A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!! A family member pulled her aside and asked: What did you know? She replied: That, Chinese products dont last long!! 6 News on Pak TV : Water & presence of Whales & Sharks found on Moon by a Pakistani Satellite. News on BBC : Satellite launched by Pakistan found in Arabian Sea
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