1. A frnd sees u goin 2 skul wit a cutlass and asks u dey go farm? No o, i dey go fight Old Chinese war. 2. U ar in a cab goin 2 Camp & d driver is shoutin camp,some1 comes2 ask u na camp dis cab dey go? No o, na excursion to redemption camp. 3. U ar wit a lab coat rushing towards Chem lab, a frnds asks: U get praticals? No o, i wan go use d lab coat Model. 4. U c a fellow Colmas student headin towards colanim farm and ask, na College u dey go? No o, i wan go manage d farm animals weh dey dere. 5. U ar buyin a Mancot ticket and a frnd asks, na Mancot ticket be dat no o. No o, na Bellview airline ticket. 6. yhu c exam pass nd I.D Card 4 ma hand heading to yakubu hall nd u ask if ah geh exam, No! Ah wan go perform wheyrey o 4 dem dere ni. 7. Mancot driver say Funnis! Nd u shouted, O wa o, u con ask me "u wan come down?" No ah just dey chat with MANCOT driver! Odeh. 8. A course mate sees u on d day of ur Final yr defence wit a suit & asks,na d suit weh u wan use defend be dat,no o i wan go use am defend for sports centre football pitch. 9. your frnd c u putting on matric gown on a matric day and asked, "u too dey do matric?" NO! Na lawn ah cross! MUMU. 10. U wan enta senate, u show sherrif ur I.D card, e ask, ar u a student of dis skul, no o, i be undercover Boko Haram agent.
Posted on: Sat, 21 Sep 2013 12:00:16 +0000
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