1. Awoke to the sounds of generic house music blasting thru the bedroom wall 2. Walked outside to find it was coming from an seemingly-impromptu crossfit class that had broken out on the sidewalk next to the apartment 3. Walked past two homeless men blaring Im black and Im proud on my way to get breakfast. As I approached they began saying Cmon man you know youre black and then Nah, he definitely aint black as I gave them no money. (This by the way was oddly reminiscent of the beginning of Weird Als Fat video). 4. While waiting for my breakfast, the man seated next to me - who had initially been singing Satisfaction loudly and in a Russian accent - stopped to inform me hes probably the wealthiest man in the world. A success he will only grow once he begins selling condos in Iraq (The sub-plot to Arrested Development) or unloads a Sumerian tablet in his possesion so rare auction houses dont even know what to do. Ive been awake 20 minutes
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 15:36:40 +0000
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