1. Chapati dunga - this is where a chapati is rolled and pierced with a fork. 2. Chapati dondosa - this is where a chapati is served whole and served while floating on thick soup. 3. Chapati msalaba - this is where a chapati is sliced into four equal quarters. The cuttings resemble a cross 4. Chapati kifagio - this is where a chapati is sliced into thin many vertical strips 5. Chapati chafua - this is where a chapati is sliced into many pieces as possible. Usually they are sliced into squares that are approximately 3.5 centimeteres squared (do the mathematics. I am the teacher) 6. Chapati mbao / chapati mawe - this is a dry chapati, those that break easily like a piece of wood 7. Ugali saucer / wembe / discount - that one i know you know 8. Ugali mlima - this is an enourmous chunk of ugali served only to proffessionals and is usually served with a warning. Weeh, ukikosa kuimaliza, utaongeza kumi!. 9. Tumbukiza - this is where meat is overboiled until the meat is very soft. Usually served without salt. Tumbukiza special (speshio) has no bones 10. Kahawa kifo - So you have done kahawa chungu; This is worse! It usually contains lots of Kahawa no 1 (ile ile ya kitambo ya cucu na guka, wakicombine na ngwacii) and is overboiled till it is black. It is then served without sugar. It is literrally burnt coffee! 11. Kaa ndani - This is where a mandazi is made an incision at the side and a delicacy inserted inside of it. So kaa ndani ya sausage is a mandazi with a sausage in it. 12. Jembe ya meno - Toothpick 13. Samaki cassette - This is fish which has bones in it. It is served WHOLE whereby, a person starts eating it on one side ( Side A ). Once done, it is then turned to the other side ( Side B ). A successful completed eating mission is certified once the only thing left on the plate are intact bones of the fish and the head. Sometimes, the head can also be dealt with as a separate cassette. 14. Karare - chapati nusu 15. Combat - githeri 16. Mix / missile / kadhalika - this is mchanganyiko of everything on the soup menu. Involves madondo, sukuma, nyama, ndengu etc. ...Na inasemwa na style, so dont go shouting ati Nipatie missile ya 20! - Nooo! Inasemwa hivi, Haya Mr. Man, hebu nibonde na chapo mix ya kaufourty, na ikuje chapchap kabla niachwe na ndege. 17. Teargas - pilipili 18. C.N.N ...Chapati Na Ndengu 19. U.S.A ...Ugali Sukuma Avocado (Hii pia ni formula ya kufukuza minyoo kwa tumbo) 21. C.M.B ...Chapati Mbili na Beans 22. Chapati Marashi ...Where chapo is passed over beef stew ndio inuke kama nyama 23. Githeri Migingo ...This is githeri that has 1 potato in the middle
Posted on: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 19:16:52 +0000
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