1. Even when out of shape Im in shape. 2. If you spar me, I will go as hard as you go. 3. Just because you have beaten up people who have never fought, doesnt make you a REAL Fighter. 4. Masculine gay females, you are still a female. 5. Lastly to judge my on my size alone and on me hitting the bag, and decide to show off and challenge me, for the enjoyment of your friends, I will always decline. However, when you decide as a female or male to insult me, on the basis of You do backyard UFC matches and claim you KOd six guys in these matches to which I replied ok. And you continue to say if I ever sparred or fought you I was too small, and you would shoot in and end it in the first 45 seconds, you begin to catch my interest. So here goes the story. As I did my first workout of the day, a 59 , 162lbs manly looking female decides to make me the subject of her entertainment because I was training in a pink tshirt. After completing 10x3 min rounds she decides to tell me about all her blackbelts, 6 backyard MMA matches against guys, and how her and I should spar. Baffled by her ignorance I made a statement in my opinion, I thought was fair. I only spar serious fighters. She took this as an insult. Once again she let her friends pump her head up to continue to challenge me. I ignored her as long as I could. Took on their laughter and jokes. I conducted myself as any real warrior should. Then it happened. They followed me to my vehicle, in what would mimic a scene from the movie never back down. So I laughed. I began thinking maybe it was a prank by friends. This manly looking female was on hormones obviously to try and be a man and was on some other level shit. I never thought a lesbian would refer to me as a pussy as faggit. So my reply was interesting choice of words. The Martial Artist in me told me to leave, but the Puerto Rican warrior from the Bronx said to give her/him a taste of the Demons within me. I told her get her gear, and to sign a waiver. She did not hesitate. Her buds pulled out their cellphones. I guess the planned on making a highlight reel for MARGARET as they called her. In the video she tells her story how she challenges fighters both guys and females and is undefeated 6-0. The Tyrant chuckled. I saw her put on some Dicks sporting goods MMA gloves. She continued to tell me I was a fool for wearing 16oz boxing gloves. I smiled as she jumped up and down like Tito Ortiz with her fanged mouth piece. I swear I couldnt make this crap up. She asked for 5 minute rounds. I really laughed then. I underestimate no one, but at almost 40 I refuse to be part of anyones highlight real. Bell rings, she throws the ugliest, slowest, round kick I have ever seen. I shield high and inside leg kick her while shes on one leg, with no shin guards dropping her to the ground. I let her up she throws 5 to 6 haymakers missing the mark by a mile. I throw a basic double jab and bloody her nose. I ask her if she wishes to stop. She replies by calling me a Mexican. Only 28 seconds have elapsed. She now begins wild shoots missing by a mile. I hit her with an uppercut left hook to the body. She drops again at 1:09 of the first round. She shows heart, gets up but I can tell her tank is empty. I fake to the head dig a right , left to the body followed by a good hard rear leg leg kick. She swings again and eats a solid 1-2, double round kick. One to the leg, the other to the body and quits at 1:27 of round one. Humbled she asked me to train her. I spoke to her for 45 minutes on what it means to be a Martial Artist and furthermore what it take to be a real fighter. She has texted me 5x. I will train her or point her to someone who will. However the moral of the story is humility. Just because you think you can doesnt always mean you should. Never be a bully. Lastly respect is everything, but it starts with respect for self and other.
Posted on: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 02:38:18 +0000
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